Okay, all you holiday stress-out-cause-the-damn-bird-refuses-to-cooperate-no-matter-what-you-do-to-it types, here’s a fail safe recipe for your next Thanksgiving or Xmas turkey–this recipe guarantees success, because it doesn’t matter if you don’t get it right. Too, if you have a cantankerous family that can’t refrain from picking on each other until you want to slap them silly, this just might be enough to distract them for five minutes or so.
I have six cats, so if you need help finding a brining bucket, lemme know.
Check it out. Heeheeheeeeeeee…..
Four Letter Word 
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